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General Chat / You survived!
« on: May 03, 2015, 04:44:11 PM »

When opening this thread you survived death, together with Wall-E, me and anyone else who opened this thread.

What will you do with your day? :D

General Chat / Nya! they multiply
« on: March 24, 2011, 06:38:51 PM »
1Cat + 1Cat = 6 Cats total?

Warning, cuteness may cause temporary blindness

(In other words, My cat gave birth @ 22-03-11)
(They are 1-3 hours old on the picture)

General Chat / To Nedland!
« on: May 03, 2010, 09:30:03 AM »
Gonna steal daisy and touch his server!
going off for vacation, where the waters are green and nuke centers are on max.

[tl;dr?]brb with 5 arms

General Chat / NyanNya19 NekoChanyNyu~!
« on: January 06, 2010, 11:56:36 PM »
 :l4d2chan It be a chany's Bday!:D  :l4d2chan

19 years noaw
Time for a parteh i'd say!  :yay
We need lotsa candy and some cake  (Oh dont forget a maid outfit for ned who else is gonna clean up the mess we make?)
-pancakes are not welcome  :scared

Oh Lets start with the horroromg cake

-Happy Birthday Channy =3

Oh your free to shoot anyone today without reason *gives a sniper rifle*

General Chat / brb > afk
« on: August 09, 2009, 11:16:18 PM »
lowwy is going on vacation for 5 days   Cya~ :P

P.S.  I less then three you chany!

General Chat / funneh omegle
« on: July 12, 2009, 10:50:59 PM »
dunno if we had this topic already cba to find it

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: male?
You: none im a robot
Stranger: wall-e?
Stranger: R.O.B.
Stranger: ?
You: nope
Stranger: who?
You: i dont have a name
Stranger: all robots have a name
You: my progammer died befor he could finish me
Stranger: wat were u designed for?
You: to kill my progammer befor he could name me
Stranger: so ur a kill-bot
You: you could say that yea
Stranger: so ur name is kill-bot
You: that is my name?
Stranger: ya
You: only because i kill am i kill-bot?
Stranger: yep
You: so.. if i can fly am i a fly-bot?
Stranger: ya
You: what if there are 2 fly-bots
Stranger: fly-bot 1 and fly-bot 2
You: how do i know there arent more kill-bots
You: i could have taken a name just than
Stranger: well it wouldnt matter unless u met it
You: what if i did met it?
Stranger: than one of u must die
You: It will pop-up much errors for me
Stranger: but ur primary function is to kill
You: how can i kill wich has no life?
Stranger: easy give it life then take it away
You: how does one give life?
You: should i give it a human hearth
You: and kill it than?
Stranger: ya
You: hmm
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: like a ghost
You: a ghost?
Stranger: yes robo-ghost
You: explain
Stranger: its unexplainable
You: [error]
You: ok
You: lets not go there than
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: so r u fem-bot?
You: why do you want to know?
Stranger: why not?
You: dunno
Stranger: so fem-bot?
You: sorry but nope
Stranger: oh goody
You: and you?
Stranger: im not a robot
You: than, what are you?
Stranger: im your programmer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: why do you do it?
You: do what?
Stranger: it
You: well just do it
You: without thinking
Stranger: it is a pretty serious thing to just do
Stranger: especially without thinking
Stranger: aren't you worried that it will come back to bite you in the ass?
You: nah aint thinking about that
Stranger: I guess it goes without saying
Stranger: it's a shame, really
You: well srry
You: how do you it than?
Stranger: don't sweat it
Stranger: it just comes naturally for me
You: are you thinking when doing it?
Stranger: I am always thinking about it
Stranger: especially when i'm doing it
You: so explain this it
Stranger: it warrants no explanation
Stranger: to mention it is to invoke it's evil presence
You: why do you do it?
Stranger: I do it because it consumes me
You: are you doing it, or is it doing you?
Stranger: it just happens
Stranger: you can't control it
You: can it conrtol you?
Stranger: it is a reason to get up in the morning
You: thats nice
Stranger: it is what it is
You: it should not be changed
Stranger: it *cannot be helped
You: it is evrywhere
Stranger: it is watching you 0_o
You: it is feeling you :o
Stranger: it must be stopped!
You: it cannot be stopped!
Stranger: it will not be tolerated!
You: it must be tolerated!
Stranger: it is a threat to our society
You: we are a threat to it
Stranger: it is growing on you
You: it is feeding of us
Stranger: it is over
Stranger: good game
You: cya when it is back than
Stranger: next time, bring it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

General Chat / Happy b-day Zen!!
« on: May 22, 2009, 11:35:21 PM »
Happy birthday Zen!

Ban/Unban / Re: Try again
« on: October 16, 2008, 05:35:49 AM »
ned eat him! NOMNMNONMONOM

Ban/Unban / ban ?
« on: May 02, 2008, 12:40:16 PM »
its up to you :P ( im letting the barrel pops away to read it :P )

J'ai faim :/: rtv
J'ai faim :/: fucking map
gurkku: yeah
J'ai faim :/: rtv plz
gurkku: all rtv
gurkku: this map sucks'
HeoK: rtv
commando-mies: nominate
J'ai faim :/: rtv no nominate
gurkku: ship
commando-mies: rtv
J'ai faim :/: ok
gurkku: niminate
J'ai faim :/: ?
gurkku: all rtv
J'ai faim :/: incest wtf ?
gurkku: nextmap
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: shut the fuck up jew
J'ai faim :/: me ?
gurkku: shut up you raspist
gurkku: rapist noob
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: shut up or i rape your anus hole
J'ai faim :/: stop
Something killed >>NFM<<DarkNero with movelinear.
gurkku: hahahahah noob
gurkku: rapist is asshole
gurkku: no voi lol
J'ai faim :/: rtv plz
HeoK: rtv
gurkku: vpoi juma pikkasn iso pudotus
commando-mies: come
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: gurkku we dont like jews like you here, leave now
gurkku: shut up
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: YOU NIGGA
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: YO MAN
gurkku: ahahah lets stop this OKAY
gurkku: or do you wanna fight
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: I HAD A DREAM I FUCKED A PINGEON
J'ai faim :/:  
lolomgwtf: bugged  again
lolomgwtf: zm use the TBT
lolomgwtf: TNT *
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: french people have genetcally small dicks
gurkku: incest shut your fuckin mouth ny
gurkku: asshole
lolomgwtf: zm use the TNT
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: ny? are you dense? are you retarded? SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW
commando-mies: help
lolomgwtf: omg evry1 stop
J'ai faim :/: lol
commando-mies: come and help
lolomgwtf: or i put it on the forums
commando-mies: lol
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: ok i love you man
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: i love you dont hate the player

than he sain nothing
next map he started again

Incest Rapist Knob Steele: ALTIGHT JEWS
Special Someone: aah'
Special Someone suicided.
gurkku: no niin siihen kuoli yks
] record banhim
Recording to banhim.dem...
gurkku: tota ei voi auttaa enää
gurkku: omg ei
gurkku: vitutu
gurkku: vittu vituu vituu
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: YOU JES GUNNA DIE
Incest Rapist Knob Steele: FUCKING JEWS

] status
hostname:  The Ice Cave | Fast DL
version : 3224 insecure
udp/ip  :
map     :  zm_ship_b5 at: 0 x, 0 y, 0 z
players :  9 (16 max)

# userid name uniqueid connected ping loss state
# 309 "Special Someone" STEAM_0:1:16836219 04:45 162 0 active
# 305 "gurkku" STEAM_0:1:10895529 18:00 131 0 active
# 289 ">>NFM<<DarkNero" STEAM_0:1:15898733 50:37 112 0 active
# 248 ">>NFM<<chucky {CL}" STEAM_0:0:14570459  2:17:39 119 0 active
# 304 "commando-mies" STEAM_0:1:8560246 19:23 155 0 active
# 269 "J'ai faim :/" STEAM_0:1:11382017  1:33:12 98 0 active
# 298 "lolomgwtf" STEAM_0:0:7356372 32:11 88 0 active
# 307 "Incest Rapist Knob Steele" STEAM_0:1:6534227 13:55 114 0 active
# 308 "Dreedrack!xD" STEAM_0:0:15823931 13:23 117 0 active

thats it.

Introduction / LOLOMGWTF.... hey
« on: March 11, 2008, 09:47:30 PM »
i'm the lolomgwtf guy... :D
i'm going to play on this server so.. hi  :D  :P  :D

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